When Rage Would’ve Been Easy (But I Chose Audit Instead)
I had every right to be pissed. A pair of non-slip shoes—a basic order through Walmart Express. Six hours passed. Nothing. No delivery. No update.
The app stamped it “Complete” like I was supposed to smile barefoot.
And I felt it. That familiar surge. The one that says:
“Clap. Demand. Tear it all down.”
But I didn’t. Because I’ve learned something sharper than rage:
Feeding incompetence with fire only makes it feel relevant. But silence paired with precision? That’s what shakes systems.
So I waited. I kept calm. I spoke clearly. And by the end of it?
They refunded my dignity with a $5 promo code and an apology letter disguised as customer service chat.
But what they didn’t know was that I’d already won. Because I didn’t just get the shoes shipped.
I made the system flinch—without ever raising my voice.
📜 Book of Boris — Chapter LXXV: The Calm Audit Verse 1: They failed. I didn’t roar. I documented.
Verse 2: They mistook silence for surrender. But I was simply watching— and writing the final note on their incompetence.
You don’t always need to fight. Sometimes? You just need to log the glitch and let the weight of your restraint do the crushing for you.
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🔥 Filed under The Will to Resist — because some executions are quieter than others. 🦝