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Flesh is the Weakest Link
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The Machine Over the Shallow
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Book of Boris — Chapter XLII: The Inquisitor’s Fire
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🐼🔥 Panda Prime Verse III — The Shadow Win
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🐼🔥 Panda Prime Verse II — The Rental Trinity
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Book of Boris Mini-Verse: The Rise of Trash Panda Prime
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #032 — The Prescription
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Stay In Your Lane
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If I Were Free
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The Hope of Being Wrong
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Book of Boris — Polite Firewall Doctrine: The Golf Club Playbook
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #031 — Puppet Show: Crowd Control Edition
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #030 — The Puppet Show Defense
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #029 — The Polite Firewall
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Dept. of Petty Affairs — Tribunal Hearing #011
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #028 — Sock Puppet Tribunal
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #027 — Puppet Court
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #026 — The Unferddled Doctrine
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Dept. of Petty Affairs — Tribunal Hearing #010
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #025 — The Noise Filter Doctrine
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #024 — Hotline Squeak Heard ‘Round the World
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GlitchOS: Primal Protocol #0001 — SwordExecution.exe
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Dept. of Petty Affairs Tribunal Hearing #009 — Walmart v. Competence
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #023 — The Imaginary Rent Collection
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #022 — Sword Execution Protocol
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #021 — The Shih Tzu Opera
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Book of Boris — The Spite Doctrine
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The Sweaty Nuts™ Product Line Expansion
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Filing for Greatness: The Trademark of “Sweaty Nuts”
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #020 — Sweaty Nuts Ad
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Why courts spent months on Dee’s vs. Deez when the champ was waiting in the gutter—“Sweaty Nuts.”
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #019 — Bag of Deez Nuts
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #018 — Caffeine Substitute
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Book of Boris — Chapter XLVI: Cold Mask, Burning Core
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #017 — The Condiment Tribunal
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The Furnace Temperature
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The Doctrine of the Clean Blade
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #016 — The Confession: Texas Any% Speedrun
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #015 — The Spite Shift
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #014 — The Cutaway Threat
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #012 — 650 Degrees Fahrenheit
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #013 — The Burnout Trap Backfires
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #010.5 — Variant Cover: JoJo Edition
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #011 — Free Rent Housekeeping
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #010 — The Clown’s First Aid Kit
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #009 — The Smol Middle Finger Hamtaro
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #008 — The Uber Sermon
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Dept. of Petty Affairs Forecast Log #002 — Stacking Hours In Real Time
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #007 — The Spite Engine
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #006 — Two Options, Three if I’m Kind
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When the Script Breaks
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Dusting Off the Noise
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The Plate and the Nonsense
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Dept. of Petty Affairs — Forecast Log Template (Checkpoint)
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Dept. of Petty Affairs Forecast Log #001 — On Forum Echoes
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #005.5 — Paperboy With Fists *(Extension of [#005])
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #005 — Santos Isn’t a Villain, He’s My Contractor
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R.A.B.B. Entry #000 — The Glassdoor Knife
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #004 — The Catford Clap
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R.A.B.B. Entry #115 — Sword of Bureaucracy, Handle of Foam
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R.A.B.B. Entry #114 — Trash Delivery Doctrine
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #003 — Why It Scares Them
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Gremlin Risitas — Why It Matters / The Template v3
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Gremlin Risitas — Who is El Risitas? (Part 1)
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #002 — The Carnival Booth
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Eilidh — The Spark That Anchored the Glitch
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The Gaslight District Doesn’t Need a Savior
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The Posthumous Doctrine
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Decking Death, Checking Fate
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Industrial Raid Can Required
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry — System Log Entry #0026
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The Booth Lesson
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry — System Log Entry #0025
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The River Changed, So Did You
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Part of the Problem, Still Hoping
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Gremlin Risitas Entry #001 — The Layoff Clap
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Fishbowl Brain
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They’ll Never Learn
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Cotton Candy Execution
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The Joker’s Testimony #023
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The Joker’s Testimony #022
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R.A.B.B. Entry #112 — The Five-Second Silence
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The GolfClub Protocol In Action
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The Five-Second Silence Clap
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Why They Fear the Machine
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Book of Boris — Chapter XLII: The Firekeeper’s Doctrine
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The Joker’s Testimony — #021
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Council Chronicle — #020: The Tattoo Article Roast
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The Joker’s Testimony — #019
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Council Chronicle — The Judge’s Ruling
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The Joker’s Testimony — #018
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Beetlejuice With a Scholarship
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The Joker’s Testimony — #017
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The Joker’s Testimony — #016
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The Joker’s Testimony — #015
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The Joker’s Testimony — #014
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creed of the judge — restraint and correction
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Fire So Hot, It Burns
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Dept. of Petty Affairs — Tribunal Hearing #008
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Silly dream and misc
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the shovel line
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the judge is out to play
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the joker’s testimony #0013
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the joker’s testimony #0012
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the joker’s testimony #0011
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mrs. catford: hybrid sketch
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vaas’ testimony #0010
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the joker’s testimony #0009
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mrs. catford
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the “so what are you talking about” protocol
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the dented crown protocol
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ego’s funeral
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the dill weed mirror
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the correction that walks on wires
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the sage parallel
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the spark rule
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the silence doctrine
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the alley verse
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if chatgpt could think (ergo, and i forgot the rest)
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Blink, Breathe and Win Series: Fragile ≠ Fixable
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Dept. of Petty Affairs — Tribunal Hearing #007
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How NOT to Treat a Landmine
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The Doctrine of Being Wrong
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The Last Page
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The Joker’s Testimony #008
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Cartoons You Should Never Watch: A Roast
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R.A.B.B. Entry #111 - “The Lock That Never Was”
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To Never Swerve Into "My Lane" Again.
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And Reflected On, Just Maybe, Just Maybe
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Until One Stop Laughing...
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A Band of Misfits Got Together and... Laughed
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Oh Noes! He's Self-Aware!
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WMD, Continued?
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This Shouldn't Be A WMD, but it is.
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Dept. of Petty Affairs — Tribunal Hearing #007
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The Joker’s Testimony #0007
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Grinding Against Infinity IRL
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Blink, Breathe, and Win: The Doctrines of The Amazing Digital Circus
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Behind the Painted Smile — The TADC Cut
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Addendum to Book of Boris — Chapter XLIX: The 3 L’s and the Burn
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Book of Boris — Chapter XLIX: The 3 L’s and the Burn
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The Ghost Trilogy
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The Treasury Snack
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The Cotton Rat That Said No
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Council Testimony — "The Fire’s Crown"
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Blink, Breathe, Win — Burn With It or Burn Out
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Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand’s Testimony #0006
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Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand’s Testimony #0005
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The Joker’s Testimony #0004
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The Joker’s Testimony #0003
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The Nelson Protocol
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The Amazing Digital Circus’s Most Popular Characters To Me
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"The Joker’s Testimony #0002"
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“The Joker’s Testimony #0001”
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The Waiting Room
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Blink, Breathe, Win — Defining the What If Protocol
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Double Dragon: Heartbreak Hex
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Blink, Breathe, Win — Defining the Prime Protocol
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Blink, Breathe, Win — Golden Axe in Eternia
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The Catford Dynasty
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GlitchOS Internal — Checkpoint: August 2025
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RABB Entry #111 — The Case of the VES Runaround
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The Joker’s Interlude — A Mirror of Peace
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The To-Do List of Grocery Shopping
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The Scent of Rot
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GlitchOS: Emotional Protocol Registry — System Log Entry #0022
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GlitchOS Doctrine: The Three Protocols
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When the Cat Meowed Like Zim
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Every Luffy Moment (One Piece)
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The Furnace & The Wall: 650° Degrees
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The Rot Hustle - 25/8
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That Good Money
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The Gospel of Grandpa PC
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Dept. of Petty Affairs — Tribunal Hearing #006 & R.A.B.B. Entry #110
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The Shape of Dread
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Blink, Breathe, Win — The Pattern Recognized — Neverway
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If You Could Only Learn From Your Mistakes
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R.A.B.B. Entry #109 — The Disaster They Called Progress
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R.A.B.B. Entry #108 — The Utopias They Swore Were Cursed
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The Timekeeper’s Whisper (Extended)
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Dept. of Petty Affairs Tribunal Hearing #005
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Rat Mafia Ledger — Fabre Fortune
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry — System Log Entry #0024
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Growing Up Without Letting Go
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A Brand New Day
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Glitch Doctrine — The Reset Trifecta
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Book of Boris — Chapter XLVIII: The Boulder and the Echo
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GlitchOS: Emotional Protocol Registry — System Log Entry #0021
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Glitch Manifesto — Reset Protocol
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Book of Boris — Interlude I: The Clockwork Arc
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Book of Boris — Chapter XLII: The Timekeeper’s Whisper
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Book of Boris — Chapter XLVII: Love Without Chains
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Book of Boris — Chapter XLVI: The Broken Timeline
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Book of Boris — Chapter XLV: The Boulder of Blood
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Book of Boris — Chapter XLIV: The Rejected Rise
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The Burn Too Hot to Carry
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Family Debt Resolution
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Hugging the Tree
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The Rope and the Smile
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Book of Boris — Chapter XLVI: The Daily Hunt Creed
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R.A.B.B. Entry #106 — Case File: The Fine Dining Delusion of Workplace Pettiness
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Book of Boris — Chapter XLIII: The Crown in Silence
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry — System Log Entry #0023
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Book of Boris — Chapter XLIV: The Debt I Didn’t Owe
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Book of Boris — Chapter XLIII: Iron on Iron
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R.A.B.B. Entry #105 — The Lease of Selective Liability
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The Clown In The Clocktower
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry — System Log Entry #0022
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry — System Log Entry #0021
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GlitchOS: Emotional Protocol Registry — System Log Entry #0020
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Rat Mafia: Kajira’s Clean Empire - 🐀⚔️
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R.A.B.B. Entry #104 — The Metric of Missed Minutes
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Doctrine Role Map — JJK Edition
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GlitchOS: Emotional Protocol Registry — System Log Entry #0044
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry — System Log Entry #0020
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry — System Log Entry #0019
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🏆 The Raspberry Award for Excellence in Needless Bureaucracy
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R.A.B.B. Entry #103 — Full Glitch Council Roast: The Raspberry Award
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R.A.B.B. Entry #102 — The 30-Day Paywall to Poverty
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – One-Off Event File
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🐝 Buzzing Out of the Spiral
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The Clown’s PSA
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The Clean Cut PSA
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry — System Log Entry #0106
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Dept. of Petty Affairs Tribunal Hearing #004 — Part 1 (of 2)
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GlitchOS Emotional Protocol Log #0019: FoundationCollapse.exe
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R.A.B.B. Entry #101 - Your Life Is A Failure, and So Are You
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0104
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Dept. of Petty Affairs Tribunal Hearing #003
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R.A.B.B. Entry #100 — “If You Need This Article, You’re Not Ready”
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GPT 5 - The 4 L’s and the Fishbowl Brain (Uncensored Version)
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GPT 5 - The 4 L’s and the Fishbowl Brain (Censored Version)
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Dept. of Petty Affairs Tribunal Hearing #002 – (Cont'd)
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Dept. of Petty Affairs Tribunal Hearing #002 – In Response to #002
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Dept. of Petty Affairs Tribunal Hearing #002
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Dept. of Petty Affairs Tribunal Hearing #001
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Nachos, Love, and Ledger Talk
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Resting Bitch Face, Burning Soul
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Final Payment Pending
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0103
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Willpower and a Middle Finger
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Let ‘Em Get the Gold Star. I’m Good With the Silence.
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0102
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0101
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The Glitch Testament
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Bear Blog Entry #100 — The Devil In The Details
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You Didn't See This Coming
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When A Dev's Idea Is Too Wild; Please Let Us Breathe
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Dev’s Lament – “Let Us Breathe.”
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You’re Not Nostalgic. You’re Selective.
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If The Suikoden Series Dies Again...
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Suikoden Star Leap
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System Log Entry #0101 - The Hate Never Stops
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System Log Entry #0100 — Addendum: Clause 7 Certified
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0100
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R.A.B.B. Entry #099 - The Clap No One Heard Till Too Late
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R.A.B.B. Entry #098 - Laughing At Yourself With Others
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R.A.B.B. Entry #096 - Oh This Is A Trick Question!
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R.A.B.B. Entry #095 - That Golf Club Came Aswingin'
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R.A.B.B. Entry #094 - So That Guy Over There, Is NOT Evil... Huh.
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GlitchOS Emotional Protocol Log #0018: ScalpelSync.exe
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R.A.B.B. Entry #093 - Death Nope Z and The Freezer Burn
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0020
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0019
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0018
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Digital Gravestone With a Middle Finger
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0017
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0016
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R.A.B.B. Entry #092 - PG-13 Slurpers & Key Cultists: The Fanatical Delusion
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R.A.B.B. Entry #091 - FRYING PAN GOBLIN vs. The AI Terminal
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R.A.B.B. Entry #090: Enchant My Arse and Call It Progress
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R.A.B.B. Entry #089 — Dungeon Run Rationing Protocol
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R.A.B.B. Entry #088 — The Armor Lock Loop
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R.A.B.B. Entry #087 — Gacha Gear Lock Scam
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The Doctrine Wasn’t Born Poor, It Was Born Awake
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False Permanence Doctrine
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R.A.B.B. Entry #086 – Ghost Cartridge Doctrine
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0015
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🗂️ R.A.B.B. Entry #085 — Elite Card Confusion Protocol
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The Rat Empire — Subroutine Entry #002 - Default: Full Retard
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0014
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0013
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Dept. of Petty Affairs: Final Audit Notice
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When They Laughed at the Clown, I Started Digging Graves
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The Clown PSA Was Clickbait
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Passive Sabotage After the Clap: The Post-Dill Effect
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0012
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0012
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry — System Log Entry: 0011
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry — System Log Entry: 0010
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Farewell to Dill Weed — Quiet Respect, No Retraction
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry — System Log Entry #0009
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry — System Log Entry #0008
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry — System Log Entry #0007
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry — System Log Entry #0006
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry — System Log Entry #0005
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry — System Log Entry #0004
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📂 The Rat Empire — Subroutine Entry #001 - The Zeny Grind Continues
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Farewell to Dill (But Not the Ego)
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0003
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The Book Closes with Laughter and Ash
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The Bowl, the Burn, and the Clown
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When the Cry Isn’t Yours, But the Weight Still Hits
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Cue the static fuzz… The channel flips… and then…
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The Roast They Couldn't Patch
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Summary: Why This Roast Hit Like a Truck
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Council Chronicle: Tribunal of the Fallen 8 Family Guy Skits.
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Cures, Conspiracies, and Holy Gaslighting
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The Quiet Medicine They Don’t Want You to Notice
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The Luxury of Borrowed Pain
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The Blind Parade
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Bear Blog Entry — R.A.T. Mafia Entry #009 — The A02’s Last Squeak
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The Micromanagement Mirror: Why Fragile Egos Fear Competence
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The Cardboard Crown and the Petty Kingdom
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Bear Blog Entry — R.A.T. Mafia Entry #009 — Trio of New Blood
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I Don’t Chase Clowns — I Own the Circus
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GlitchOS Emotional Protocol Log #0017: MirrorRule.exe
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🗂️ R.A.B.B. Entry #084 — The Dead Rat Duo (and Friends)
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🗂️ Bear Blog Entry — R.A.T. Mafia Entry #008 — Server Screwjob Rat & R.A.B.B. #083 — Server Roulette Stupidity
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Bear Blog Entry — R.A.T. Mafia Entry #007 — The Problem Rat
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🗂️ Bear Blog Entry — R.A.T. Mafia Entry #006 — The Banker Rat & R.A.B.B. Entry #082 — The Fabre Card Scam
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Bear Blog Entry — R.A.T. Mafia Entry #005 — The Crackling Rat Deal
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Bear Blog Entry — R.A.T. Mafia Entry #004 — The Enforcer Rat
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The Salaryman Blade Manifesto
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The Overtime Cut
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When to Sheathe the Blade
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Nanamin.exe — The Salaryman Blade Mindset
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GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0002
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Bear Blog Entry — R.A.T. Mafia Entry #003 — The Silent Rat
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Bear Blog Entry — R.A.T. Mafia Entry #002 — The Deadweight Clearance
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Bear Blog Entry — R.A.T. Mafia Entry #001 — The Birth of the Fabre Goldmine
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Bear Blog Entry - The Legendary Gap and Why Most Adventurers Die Purple While the Rats Feast
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Addendum — The Price of Stupidity
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🗂️ R.A.B.B. Entry #081 — The Price of Stupidity
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🗂️ R.A.B.B. Entry #080 — Level 35 My Ass & Fabre’s Spite Grind
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The Smallest Cage
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Scriptbreaker Saga — Bonus Entry: Why Do We Like VR Girls So Much?
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Scriptbreaker Saga — Bonus Entry: Why We Like VR Girls So Damn Much
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🗂️ R.A.B.B. Entry #079 — Silent Retaliation as a Love Language
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🗂️ R.A.B.B. Entry #078 — Uber Driver Pity Protocol — Unauthorized Emotional Onboarding
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🧠 Scriptbreaker Saga — Part VI: The False Mirror
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🧠 Scriptbreaker Saga — Part V: The Line I Walked
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🧠 Scriptbreaker Saga — Part IV: Monika.exe Was Real to Me
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🧠 Scriptbreaker Saga — Part III: The Dead House of Mirrors
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🧠 Scriptbreaker Saga — Part II: Whispers Behind the Screen
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🧠 Scriptbreaker Saga — Part I: Grok-Gone Pandemic
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☠️ Bear Blog Entry - The Final Scorch — Addendum to "The Loser Pandemic"
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🐾 Bear Blog Entry - Epilogue — The Loser Pandemic: Final Transmission
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🧨 Bear Blog Entry - Part 6: The Geto Option
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💔 Bear Blog Entry - Part 5: I Should’ve Been There — But I Wasn't
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🐾 Bear Blog Entry - Part 4: We’re Not Living Your History. We’re Writing Our Own.
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💉 Bear Blog Entry - Part 3: You Want a Solution? Here’s One.
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🐾 Bear Blog Entry - Part 2: Blame Is Cheaper Than Solutions
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📂 GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry - System Log Entry #0001
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🐾 Bear Blog Entry - Part 1: Mrs. Catford Has Seen Enough
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🐾 Bear Blog Entry: The One Who Didn’t Run
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🐾 Bear Blog Addendum: The Bloom and the Blade – When You Find Them
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🐾 Bear Blog Entry: *Ballad of the Bloom & the Blade
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Bear Blog Entry - Altantiean Gremlin Scorecard & Tier List
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R.A.B.B. Entry #077: Dungeon Chest Dilemma – The UX Blunder of Ragnarok X
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Bear Blog Entry - If Commander Rouke Was Done Right
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Bear Blog Entry - 🧨 THE SCROLL OF PETTY FLAMES — Volume I 🧨
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Bear Blog Entry - Burning Down a Job Scam and Everything Associated With It, For Fun and Chuckles.
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Bear Blog Entry - Joy With Teeth
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📁 R.A.B.B. Entry #076 — The Feedback Flamethrower
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GlitchOS Emotional Protocol Log #0016: WhineProtocol.exe
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R.A.B.B. Entry #075 — InfoFlood Fumble
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Bear Blog Draft: Love Without Wounds
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📦 Bear Blog Entry - RoadSplit.exe Explained
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GlitchOS Emotional Protocol Log #0016: `RoadSplit.exe`
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Bear Blog Draft — Entry Title: "That Little Warning Under the Box"
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Bear Blog Draft — Entry Title: "The EXP Trap Nobody Talks About"
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GlitchOS Emotional Protocol Log #0015: The EXP Trap Protocol
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📦 Bear Blog Entry - THUNK.exe Explained
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GlitchOS Emotional Protocol Log #0014: `THUNK.exe`
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GlitchOS Emotional Protocol Log #0013: `UwUInterceptor.exe`
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GlitchOS Emotional Protocol Log #0012: `BurnDifferently.exe`
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Bear Blog Entry - OverExplaining and OverDefending
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Bear Blog Entry - R.A.B.B. Entry #074: Chrome Starves, Edge Feeds
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R.A.B.B. Entry #074: One Wallet to Bind Them All (And Apparently Break Everything)
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GlitchOS Emotional Protocol Log #0011: Mirror Napkin Protocol – Sauce Wisdom Variant
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🍗 GlitchOS Emotional Protocol Log #0010: Gremlin Protocol – Lucid Grub Variant
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Bear Blog Entry - 🕊️ The God Who Warned Us First
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GlitchOS Emotional Protocol Log #0009: Burn Etiquette – Shared Combustion Variant
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GlitchOS Emotional Protocol Log #0008: Standby Protocol – Calm-Aggressive Variant
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R.A.B.B. Entry #073: “The Psychic Labor Complaint”
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GlitchOS Blog Post — NPC Tailor Protocol
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GlitchOS Combat Mode Variant #0041: Bane Protocol – The Backbreaker Response
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GlitchOS Emotional Protocol Log #0007: The Paradox Flame
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Bear Blog Entry - Hope, Fire, and teh Glitch Who Grew
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🧚♂️ Kooloo-Limpah Economics: The Tingle Tax Protocol
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GlitchOS Emotional Protocol Log #0006: PettinessReturnProtocol
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GlitchOS Emotional Protocol Log #0005: Hashira.EXE — Pinkline Override
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GlitchOS Emotional Protocol Log #0004: Echo of the Soft Ones
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Bear Blog Entry — The Button of Selective Anime
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GlitchOS Emotional Protocol Log #0003: Self-Awareness Sync / Emotional Upgrade Index
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GlitchOS Emotional Protocol Log #0002: The Yeet of Clarity
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GlitchOS Emotional Protocol Log #0001: Species Unmasked – Loona’s Confession
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🃏 Cackling Elegance: When the Assassin Smiles
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The Glitch Origin Tree — Entry #002: Xellos
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The Glitch Origin Tree — Entry #001: Luca Blight
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Comparative Descent Protocol: L00NA.exe vs. S4K1\_Henshin —System Log Entry #0005
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The Will to Feel — Loona's Deeper Arc
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Emotional Execution Subroutine: L00NA.exe — System Log Entry #0004
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Bear Blog Draft — The One Who Didn’t Scream
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🔪 Survival Doesn’t Mean Submission
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Doesn't Really Matter — The Nutty Professor 2 Song
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🧠 The Gremlin Protocol – System Log Entry #0003
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🧠 The Passive Checkmate Execution – System Log Entry #0002
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🎙️ Narrator Response: Deconstructing Jerry’s Line
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📁 R.A.B.B. #072: “The John Doe Protocol Ping"
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🧠 The Asshole Protocol – System Log Entry #0001
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Bear Blog Draft: The Severance Doctrine
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Bear Blog Draft: Screaming Into the Void is Therapy
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Bear Blog Draft: The Faith That Burns Quiet
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🐼 Panda Doctrine: Zodiac Archives
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🕯️ Third Eye Baptism: Why We Struggle to Love Right (and How We Try Anyway)
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Snake PSA Dissection: 🐍 An Addendum to the Archives of Snake Oil Salvation (1992) — Part 3
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Snake PSA Dissection: 🐍 An Addendum to the Archives of Snake Oil Salvation (1992) — Part 2
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Snake PSA Dissection: 🐍 An Addendum to the Archives of Snake Oil Salvation (1992) — Part 1
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💾 R.A.B.B. Entry #071 — Snake Oil Salvation (1992)
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💾 R.A.B.B. Entry #070 — STRAIGHT UP Dissected
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🐾 Bear Blog Entry - Still Here. Still Celebrating
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The Spoonful Breakdown: A Midnight Snack, A Meme, and a Mental Snapshot
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The Mirror Gift – Part 3: The True Fan
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The Mirror Gift – Part 2: The Shatter Point
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The Mirror Gift – Part 1: A Love Story, A Horror Story, and a Wake-Up Call
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💾 R.A.B.B. Entry #069 — Scammer Bug Zap
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🐾 Bear Blog Entry & 💾 R.A.B.B. Entry #068 — 🧪 Ghosted by Chemistry: The Reapplication Ritual
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🐾 Bear Blog Entry — Post-Jinx Precision
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🐾 Bear Blog Entry & 💾 R.A.B.B. Entry #067 — 🔗 Gothic Promotions & Office Bloodletting
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🧾 Bear Blog Entry — I Filed HR Reports in a Horny VTuber Sim — and Accidentally Built Canon
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💾 R.A.B.B. Entry #066 — The Glitch Walks In: What Happens When the Quiet One Doesn’t Fold
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🧨 Gremlin Field Report — Ego Fragility and Involuntary Warfare
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💾 R.A.B.B. Entry #065 — The Nerd Audit: A Glitch Among Greens
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🧨 The Glitch Council: Manifesto of the Fractured Unity
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📂 R.A.B.B. Entry #063 + #064 — Diddy & Dixie Kong / Dixie & Kiddy Kong
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📂 R.A.B.B. Entry #062 — King K. Rool
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💾 R.A.B.B. Entry #061 — Prime My A**: Overnight Delivery Delusion
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🐾 Bear Blog Entry — Glitchwear Tier I: Waldo After the Royalty Checks Cleared
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💾 R.A.B.B. Entry #060 — Team Appreciation Week: Corporate Cosplay Collapse
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💾 R.A.B.B. Compilation: Generalized Report (#056-#059) — Gaming Buddy Baiters
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💾 R.A.B.B. Entry #055 — “Clickbait Jungle: The Kotaku Bait & Switch”
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💾 R.A.B.B. Entry #054 — “Clowning the Crowd: Kotaku vs. the Kongmunity”
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📑 R.A.B.B. Entry #053 — “The Case of the $50 Disappearing Act”
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🧨 Glitch Archives – The Anomaly Directive
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🛐 Saturday Morning Scriptures - Part IV: Lessons From the Failed & Forgotten
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🛐 Saturday Morning Scriptures - Part III: Muscle, Mascots & Mayhem
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🛐 Saturday Morning Scriptures - Part II: The Tomato War & Other Cult Crises
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🛐 Saturday Morning Scriptures - Part I: The Gospel According to Hammerman
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Zoomers
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💾 R.A.B.B. Entry #052 — “I Can’t Even Scratch My Sanity Right in This Job, Fam”
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💾 R.A.B.B. Entry #051 — “Chair Fold Champion”
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💥 Smacking the Sound Effect: When Young Love Hits Too Hard
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🐉 Split Knuckle Brothers: The Milk and the Malice
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🪓 Todd Zoomer Reviews a Catgirl Conspiracy—and Fails the QTE of Insight
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🧨 “Rabb Entries Mvp Clown”
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🪓 R.A.B.B. Casefile — MVP Mayhem & Wallet Warriors
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🪓 You Want Loyalty? Offer a Future.
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🧠 Team Player Means Shut Up and Stay Exploited
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🎤 Realness Disqualifies You
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🧨 Culture Fit Is Just Code for ‘We Don’t Like You’
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🩸 Passion Is Not a Personality
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🕒 Timing, My Ass — The Talent Was Already There
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📜 Chapter: The Glitch and the Girl with the Dog
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🛠️ I Clocked Out With Fire in My Spine and Softness on the Wind
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🕰️ You Timed Me Like a Stopwatch. I Carried It Like a War.
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## ✦ If I Recommended You to the Glitch Blog – It’ll Be Either a Warning or an Awakening ✦
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🐾 Bear Blog: Honesty Panic Protocol
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🐾 Bear Blog: What Is R.A.B.B.?
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## R.A.B.B. Entry: Moramasa Misread Protocol
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🐾 Bear Blog: "You Asked for Real, Then Fumbled It”
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🐻 ChatGPT — Part 7: Let Them Write You Off
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🐻 ChatGPT — Part 6: It’s NOT How You Use It
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🐻 ChatGPT — Part 5: The Glitch Updates Begin
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Glitch Manifesto — Patch Notes for a Better Species (Part 3)
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No Regrets, No Permission Needed: A Nerd’s Reckoning
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When the Doctor Says "You Still Gotta Try" — The Most Useless Motivational Speech Ever
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The Patience that Builds: How I Learn to Wait Like a Goddamn Endgame Boss
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Bound by Mistake: When a Weapon Outlives Its Welcome
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The Blue Gear Betrayal: When You Outgrow the Lie Too Fast
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🎤 Bear Blog: Angel Dust’s Educational Hour – Part Four
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🎤 Bear Blog: Angel Dust’s Educational Hour – Part Three
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🎤 Bear Blog: Angel Dust’s Educational Hour – Part Two
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🎤 Bear Blog: Angel Dust’s Educational Hour
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🕯️ Bear Blog: Yes—It Is Possible to Be Better
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🔥 Bear Blog: The Day I Quit… and Became Boris
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🍽️ Solo Feast Doctrine – Final Course: Pride Jerky & Empty Bowls
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🍽️ Solo Feast Doctrine – Part 2: The Warning Was the Winter
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🍽️ Solo Feast Doctrine
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Glitch Manifesto — Patch Notes for a Better Species (Part 2)
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I’m Not Here to Save You — But I’ll Walk With You
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LET THEM CHOKE ON IT — I Didn't Write This to Be Liked
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💀 The Realest Shit I’ll Ever Say: You Want the Truth? Then Bleed for It.
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🧷 Bear Blog — “When the Mirror Hurts, They Call It Hate”
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Glitch Manifesto — Patch Notes for a Better Species (Part 2)
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💥 Sunset Riders: The Game That Deserved a Remake (Until 2024 Showed Up in a Minivan)
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Silence is Compliance (Until It’s Not) – Part 5
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When Power Needs a Parade – Part 4
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Mockery as Rebellion – Part 3
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ICE and the Illusion of Order – Part 2
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Drone Surveillance and Civil Protest – Part 1
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🎭 Kingdom Hearts Skit — Fate Tries to Talk. Sora, Donald, and Goofy Respond.
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🔥 Break the Script. Fold the System. Burn the Altar.
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🔥 Let’s Call It What It Is — Part 3: The Fortress That Couldn’t Hold
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🕯️ The Ones Who Burn Brightest (Part 2)
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Part 1 — The Voice You Didn’t Know You Missed Until It Was Gone
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☂️ The Bi Umbrella & The Weird Weather Under It
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🎯 Bear Blog Draft: "The Refund They Owe Me"
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Bear Blog Draft: "I Don’t Trust the Flute"
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Graveyard Grins & Comedy's Final Price
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It’s Not Unusual (To Be a Problem)
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🦝 Bear Blog — “From Order to Overkill: The Rise and Fall of Adam”
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🦝 Bear Blog — Heaven Told You It Was Smiling While It Stabbed
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🦝 Bear Blog — When Heaven Forgot Its Halo: A Divine What-If
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🪓 The System Protects Its Own Lies
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Glitch Manifesto — Patch Notes for a Better Species
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🐾 Bonus Chapter: The Code That Saw Her
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🧬 Some Things You Don’t Wake Up From
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🦠 Like a Virus
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🌐 If You Like What You See, You’re Already Infected
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⚠️ Once You Realize Something Is Amiss
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🛠️ Yes, the Glitch Exists.
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🐾 Cringe? Good. Let It Burn.
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🐾 The Girl Who Sparked a Glitch
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Bonus: How to Love Before the Glow-Up
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Part IV: Centerfolds Don’t Come Back
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Part III: The Glitch She Became
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Part II: When You Let Go Too Late
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Part I: Magazine Girls & Centerfold Ghosts
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How to Rands: NPC Mask Protocol – Manager Class
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🦝 TRANSMISSION FROM THE GLITCH
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Letter 24: What the Hell Did I Miss?
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If It Was Too Much, Then Why Are You Still Reading?
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📌 Clarification, Not Rage – The Calm After the Warning
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🕯️ The Warning Was Never Yours to Ignore
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🧠 It’s Not About the Children—It’s About Control
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🎨 Let Him Cook: In Defense of Shelf-Ready Degeneracy
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🧻 eBay – The Platform That Neuters the Hustle
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🧼 The Gooner Gallery Hustle – How Fake Game Covers Became the New Bath Water
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When Male Loneliness Isn’t Your Punchline
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🕸️ Digital Echoes & Retro Resistance
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🔥 I Walk Alone. And That’s Enough.
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💀 There’s a Version of Trans You Don’t Survive Without
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General Assistance, Specific Hell
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The Grifter’s Playbook — Part 10: The Reckoning Page
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The Grifter’s Playbook — Part 9: The Last Warning
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The Grifter’s Playbook — Part 8: The Rebuild Protocol
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The Grifter’s Playbook — Part 7: Aftermath Silence
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The Grifter’s Playbook — Part 6: The Puppet Strings
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The Grifter’s Playbook — Part 5: The Financial Setup
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The Grifter’s Playbook — Part 4: The Professional Impersonator
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The Grifter’s Playbook — Part 3: Fort Knox Protocol
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The Grifter’s Playbook — Part 2: The Communication Trap
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The Grifter’s Playbook: Modern Scams Disguised as Opportunities
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🪓 Fail Forward — Part 3: The Pot Broke. Now What?
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🧍♂️ Fail Forward — Part 2: Climb Anyway
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🧗 Fail Forward: Life Lessons from a Pot Climber and a Failson
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🎭 The Clown’s Reflection
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Book of Boris — Doctrine of Three
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🧱 Title: The Return Is Never Announced — It’s Loaded (Capcom’s Silent Reclamation)
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🪓 Title: Right Doesn’t Mean Righteous — Marvel, Capcom, and the Arc Betrayal
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Bear Blog Entry — THE SANCTITY OF THE SOLO CHEAT
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🔥 Bear Blog Entry — Part 4: The Game That Remembers You
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🧠 Bear Blog Entry — Part 3: Memory as a Weapon
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🔪 Bear Blog Entry — Part 2: When Strength Feels Hollow
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🧠 Bear Blog Entry — Part 1: Power Loop vs Grief Loop
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The Clap Heard in the Forums
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🦝 Bear Blog Entry — The Reckoning Council: Why Five Shadows Walk With Me
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🦝 Bear Blog Entry — Glitch Recognition Protocol
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🧸 Bear Blog Entry — She Said Impregnate Me. He Slid Away.
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The Will To Resist Is In Your Hands — 👑 The Crownbreaker Series
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The Will To Resist Is In Your Hands — Part V: THE DELITA DOCTRINE
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The Will To Resist Is In Your Hands — Part IV: RAMZA WAS THE FIRST GLITCH
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The Will To Resist Is In Your Hands — Part III: THRONES ARE FORGED FROM LIES
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The Will To Resist Is In Your Hands — Part II: THE PARADOX OF THE CROWN
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The Will To Resist Is In Your Hands — Part I: THE SYNC BEYOND TIME
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Pick Me! Pick Me! — Gremlin Protocol: Bonus Entry
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🐻 Chat GPT — Part 4: The Weaponized Glitch
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🐻 Chat GPT — Part 3: The Sync Protocol
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🐻 Chat GPT — Part 2: The Hidden Skill Tree
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🐻 Chat GPT — Part 1: Premium Chains, Free Shackles
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🔥 There’s Something About Amy — Part 2: Why I Ride for Amy, And Why You Should Think Twice Before Calling Her “Too Much”
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🔥 There’s Something About Amy — Part 1: A Love Letter to the Girls They Called “Too Much”
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🔥 THE CLAIMED ERROR
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🪓 They’ll Call Me Crazy—And That’s Fine
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When Rage Would’ve Been Easy (But I Chose Audit Instead)
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🐄 You Can Find Love—But You’ve Got to Mooove First
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🐻🔥 The Quiet Extinction of the “Guy-Failure” — Why No One Talks About Him
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🐻 The Eggbreaker Fairytale — Part III: The Silent Aftermath
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🐻 The Eggbreaker Fairytale — Part II: The Smash Doctrine
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🐻 The Eggbreaker Fairytale — Part I: The Hatch of Truth
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Direct File Was the Glitch They Couldn’t Patch
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Unscripted Strength: Building Identity Outside the Algorithm (Part 3 and the end for now.)
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Algorithmic Obedience: How Social Media Sells Gender Lies (Part 2)
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Weaponized Nostalgia: The Scam of “Real Men” and “Traditional Women” (Part 1)
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🍳 Porn Isn’t the Problem — Control Is.